Today was a glorious day because Lady Gaga decided to grace us with her audiovisual presence once again. To celebrate the release of the "Lovegame" video, I decided to come with a little list as to why this borderline-pornographic video is so awesome.
10. Her back-up dancers look like the village people.
9. Her hair isn't fake this time.
8. She actually brings out her magic wand, the Disco Stick, which makes the line, "I want to take a ride on your disco stick" slightly less dirty.
7. She basically is naked for half the video, which takes back what I just said about anything being slightly less dirty.
6. While hanging from the ceiling of a subway car, her white leather catsuit magically turns into a black leather jacket, fishnet stockings, and chain-mail panties.
5. There are dance routines on stairs and on top of cars. That's a recipe for success if I ever saw one.
4. After basically getting arrested, she decides to screw the cop instead. While other video pop stars would then proceed to kick said cop's ass a la "Womanizer," Gaga just does it for kicks. Skanky, skanky, kicks.
3. Said cop eventually turns into a woman. You might miss it the first time, but it happens.
2. The awkward crotch-grabbing dance in the last five seconds of the video.
1. She has glasses made out of a chain-link fence. Pointless, but you never would have thought of that.
Doesn't that list of things sound enticing? Check out the video if you didn't the first time.
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