An Open Letter

Dear Britney Spears,

I like your song "Radar." I may or may not have named my high school newspaper after it. Even though I question the identity of who actually sang those vocals and believe you had a little date with the auto-tune (making you sound like a robot wasn't just for kicks), I think you are capable of carrying a tune live. I also think you can dance pretty well when you feel like it. But I have to say, your new music video is not exactly what I was looking forward to seeing. Ignoring all the Equus-style horse imagery going on, you look pretty hot in the video. Like, If-U-Seek-Amy hot.

But why couldn't your video have more of this?

Yours truly,
Nolan